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There was a competition between a Japanese samurai and a Chinese Samurai.

First they took the Japanese Samurai into a room and told him there is a mosquito flying in this room and he has to hit the mosquito. The Japanese samurai listens for the buzzing of the mosquito and then suddenly whoosh with his sword. There is silence in the room and sure enough they find the mosquito cut in half on the floor.

Then they ask the Chinese Samurai that there is a mosquito flying in this room and he has to hit the mosquito with his sword. The chinese man listens for the buzzing from mosquito and then suddenly whoosh with his sword. There is silence in the room for few seconds and then the buzzing sounds start again. The Japanese Samurai jumps up and says he won because the mosquito is still alive. The Chinese man says the mosquito may be alive but no more babies.

   



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